Holy! Water is a female-founded, PhD-led functional beverage brand creating premium tonics that blend adaptogens, nootropics, and functional mushrooms to deliver clean energy, focus, and mood support by day, and sophisticated non-alcoholic social drinks by night for modern, health-conscious consumers.

INDUSTRY: CPG / Functional Beverages / Non-Alcohol Wellness

PROBLEM STATEMENT: Consumers are looking for cleaner energy, mood, and focus support, while also moving away from alcohol toward sophisticated non-alcoholic options. Most legacy beverage brands either rely on sugar and caffeine or lack meaningful functional dosing, leaving a gap for science-backed products that deliver real benefits and work in both daytime performance and nighttime social settings.

SOLUTION: Holy! Water is a female-founded, PhD-led functional beverage brand creating premium health tonics that blend adaptogens, nootropics, ketones, and functional mushrooms to boost mood, focus, and performance by day and serve as non-alcoholic social tonics by night. Positioned at the convergence of functional beverages, non-alcoholic alternatives, and nutraceuticals, Holy! Water is scaling through DTC, influencer-led brand building, and multi-channel retail (events, grocery, specialty health). Vertical integration of proprietary ketone ester production is expected to reduce COGS by up to 50% and create a defensible IP and B2B ingredient platform. Current raise: $1.5M SAFE at a $7.5M valuation cap with a 20% discount ($600K closed).

DELIVERABLES: Pitch Deck, Data Room

FUNDRAISING CLIENT

INDUSTRY: Four-Wall / Retail

PROBLEM STATEMENT: Saint approached Happy Wellness Group to secure additional investment funding for their unique “multi-modal” contrast therapy concept, opening Summer/Fall of 2025 in New York City. They had already secured approx. 500K and were looking to raise an additional 300K.

SOLUTION: Happy Wellness Group leveraged our existing investor syndicate composed of angels, VCs, and family offices to quickly find a lead investor for their pre-seed round at 300K (in addition to bringing on additional angels). We found an investor within four weeks, and closed (after investor diligence) within 4 months.

DELIVERABLE: Saint approached Happy Wellness Group to secure

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